The Devil's Rain

Five and a half years, countless thousands of lives, billions of dollars wasted. What's left to win, Mr. McCain?

McCainiacs

"There's no keepin' us mavericks down, my friends."

Aphasic Athena

Like Athena, sprung from the forehead of Zeus, comes this airhead, sprung, one suspects, from the hollow cranium of George W. Bush. The resemblance is uncanny. Apologies to Zeus and Athena.

The Maverick and the Sycophant

McCain and Hannity-pre-war 2003--two of a kind; twin sons of different mothers. Wrong then, wrong now. Not that they'd ever admit it.